AUSSIE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
SERB FRIENDS : Are the reason you have no food.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SERB FRIENDS : Call your parents mom and dad.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
SERB FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SERB FRIENDS : Cry with you.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SERB FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
SERB FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SERB FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SERB FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
SERB FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
SERB FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SERB FRIENDS: Are for life.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will read this.
SERB FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did.
