AUSSIE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
SERB FRIENDS : Are the reason you have no food.

AUSSIE FRIENDS:      Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SERB FRIENDS : Call your parents mom and dad.

AUSSIE FRIENDS:     Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
SERB FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS:      Have never seen you cry.
SERB FRIENDS : Cry with you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS:     Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SERB FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

AUSSIE FRIENDS:     know a few things about you.
SERB FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS:     Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SERB FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS:     Would knock on your door.
SERB FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS:     Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
SERB FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS:     Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
SERB FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

AUSSIE FRIENDS:     Are for a while.
SERB FRIENDS: Are for life.

AUSSIE FRIENDS:     Will read this.
SERB FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did.

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