Title: Difference Between Us & Aussies
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Blog Entry: AUSSIE FRIENDS: Never ask for food SERB FRIENDS : Are the reason you have no food. AUSSIE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. SERB FRIENDS : Call your parents mom and dad. AUSSIE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. SERB FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" AUSSIE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. SERB FRIENDS : Cry with you. AUSSIE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. SERB FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. AUSSIE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. SERB FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. SERB FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. AUSSIE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. SERB FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. SERB FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. SERB FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!! AUSSIE FRIENDS: Are for a while. SERB FRIENDS: Are for life. AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will read this. SERB FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did.
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